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82955
They're cutting and pasting the same gibberish---lazy sods.
You cannot even find a quality stooge anymore.
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moderator,
i am sorry for the disruption, i swear we will not be back tonight. feel free to open up your posting again - i will start deleting some of my posts to help you clean up.
thing 2 wrote:
"thing 1 is in the bathroom in case you were wondering."
So "thing 1" is "overflowingtoilet." My suspicions are confirmed!
Ok, that proves how wrong you guys are on everything else. I have nothing to do with Thing 1 or 2. Give me a break..I would never resort to that.
NASS
ROFLOL!!!!! :D
I believe if I were SG I'd tell these..whatever they are..to get off my side.
we are creatures, allofgrace, so feel free to call us that.
and i am not on stevie g's side. i am just tired of all you arguing all day.
go try something else like witnessing for a change. i hear that e e starts on tuesday at bellevue!
Moderator,
Those numbers you put up there..
82955
Is that someone's birthday?
Whichever side you're on, and whatever planet you came from, you "things" need to head on back to myspace or whatever it is you're usually doing with the rest of your jr. high peeps. You are accomplishing nothing here but making yourself (yourselves?) look like total idiots.
well there's one thing about it...nobody put a gun to your head and made you come here did they?...and try putting up some Bible verses instead of gibberish...that way you'll get your witnessing in.
ace wrote:
"Those people are not my friends."
Excuse me, I meant your little acquaintances.
SOTL
Thisis somenumber that idetifies theposter regardlessof their screen name.
It was the same number of bbc emplyee, knower of all and whatever the other name is that the knucklehead (bless his heart) was using....
piglet,
SOTL may have been on to something.
I'm having the same weirdo problems now that I had last night after they showed up....
testing..
Okay folks, just in case you can read this, I cannot see MY posts OR yours.
Isn't this illegal?
Last night I could not see my posts after 11:09 but they were there in the morning.
Anybody else having this problem?
Apparently piglet isn't receiving her e-mail either.
no I haven't had any problems
NASS
I can SEE you! And I got your e-mail.
Are we the only ones here?
Seems to me the same group known as the pro-pulpit group have been as effective on this blog as they were in the church itself......they have run the people off.
Piglet said...
Okay folks, just in case you can read this, I cannot see MY posts OR yours.
Isn't this illegal?
Last night I could not see my posts after 11:09 but they were there in the morning.
Anybody else having this problem?
REPLY:
NBBCOF is screening comments before they are posted. That slows down the process. Maybe that is your answer.
I think it's fixed because I can see AOG.
Sorry NASS. It was scary in the dark! :(
I'm here.
"You cannot even find a quality stooge anymore"
You have no idea how much you amuse me.
Now, thanks for the lesson. (head hanging down) I have been doing it wrong for years. Good thing I had a great editor. But she never said a word!
NBBCOF...
My garbage can is missing. Does that mean the trash is gone?
Still got your back.
Charlie
Oh.
(Piglet's pink face turning red)
nah...just slow going with comment moderation turned on
I'm still here too. :)
NASS, I am so sorry that you have to do this...comment moderating. Can you not block IP addresses?
Question: Do you all think you are under elder rule without the formal announcement?
My disclaimer: This comment IN NO WAY is referring to our sweet little piglet!
When I was "growing through" my divorce, I was trying desperately to "take the high road." A friend shared the following quote with me:
"If you get into the pigpen with the pigs, you're bound to get covered in slop."
There might be things in that pigpen........
piglet,
LOL!
I respectfully recuse myself from the question.
Piglet said...
Charlie
Oh.
(Piglet's pink face turning red)
ROFLOL Does you tail have an extra twist now too?
Speaking of quality stooges.....did you guys see about the two arrested in Boston for putting those fake "explosive devices" all around town?
Now there were some quality stooges.......
Hey, that describes my divorce perfectly!
Trollcates...the high road or the slop?
Lin said,
"Question: Do you all think you are under elder rule without the formal announcement?"
I have thought this all along and have said so. Yes! What do you think. I also think there is a huge possibility there are bylaws the members aren't aware of. Just my opinion.
Yea NASS...can you not block the ISP of these folks? Ace, the things, etc...
Hey, I'm going to go shoot pool and flirt--nice visiting with y'all. Check in later.
What was the structure at Gardendale? Leaders usually stick with what they 'know'.
Blocking an ISP would only work if it was static.
Have fun t
Er...the slop, unfortunately. (notice the ellipsis has only three periods.)
"Hey, I'm going to go shoot pool and flirt--nice visiting with y'all. Check in later."
Is that where all the nice, shy, wholesome gals hang out now?
Oh great.
Now you all know two embarrassing things about me.
I'm a computer dummy and I'm paranoid.
With that, I'm going to go have a Spam sandwich. :/
(notice the ellipsis has only three periods.)
I am learning tons tonight! Thanks, my tax dollars at work. ;o)
In churches that actually practice elder plurality..the elders are nominated and voted on by the congregation.
No...thank goodness. Oi, that'll git me in trouble
I have read this blog from almost the beginning because of the "purpose-driven" stuff. Anyway, I have always thought there has to be more to BBC's bylaws than that one old 1920's document. Has someone checked to see what documents were used when the church purchased properties, or became tax exempt? I think a lending, or state, institute would be interested in who has authority to sign loans and how an organization is run.
"In churches that actually practice elder plurality..the elders are nominated and voted on by the congregation."
Amen. It usually starts off like that but then evolves into being 'recommended' by another elder and the elder board votes.
This was the problem at my last church. Can you see the challenges with this in a mega? Just like regular elections, most don't care. It does not affect them directly, or so they think.
I am just aware of a big push out there to go elder rule. And, add to that, most elders do not minister they administrate...very lightly in a mega. They only know what 'staff' tell them.
the only by laws anyone has been able to get hold of are on one page.
lin,
I'm speaking mostly of Presby churches and reformed baptist churches.
Lin said...
"What was the structure at Gardendale? Leaders usually stick with what they 'know'."
It is listed on the Willow Creek Association as a member. :) Folks need to wake up! Bill Hybels...Rick Warren...etc, etc, etc,...
About some church members not wanting their names and addresses to be given to another member of the church ... while I can understand some concerns, are we keeping in mind what the church (any church, any size) actually is, and what our relationship with each other is supposed to be?
Romans 12:5
so in Christ we who are many form one body, and each member belongs to all the others
1 Corinthians 12:27
Now you are the body of Christ, and each one of you is a part of it.
Romans 12:10
Be devoted to one another in brotherly love. Honor one another above yourselves
Romans 12:16
Live in harmony with one another.
Romans 14:19
Let us therefore make every effort to do what leads to peace and to mutual edification
Romans 15:7
Accept one another
Romans 16:16
Greet one another
Galatians 5:13
serve one another
Ephesians 4:3
Make every effort to keep the unity of the Spirit through the bond of peace.
Ephesians 4:32
Be kind and compassionate to one another
Ephesians 5:19
Speak to one another
Ephesians 5:21
Submit to one another
Colossians 3:13
Bear with each other and forgive whatever grievances you may have against one another.
Colossians 3:16
admonish one another
1 Thessalonians 5:11
encourage one another
1 Peter 1:22
love one another deeply, from the heart
1 Peter 3:8
live in harmony with one another
1 Peter 4:9
Offer hospitality to one another without grumbling.
I know that's a lot of verses, but they are short, and I hope at least someone will take time to read each of them. My point is this ... Jesus calls His disciples to be radically, drastically, completely, absolutely, passionately devoted to one another, just as He calls us to be devoted to Himself. As He said, all of God's commands basically boil down to love God & love people. But hmmmmmm .... surely He couldn't have meant that I should take that seriously enough to be willing to accept some mail from another member of the very same body and bride of Christ that I belong to ... could He? Let's face it ... we belong to each other! Even if the law didn't say that the church as a not-for-profit corporation is required to provide certain information to its members, and even if God had not told us to obey the laws of our government, by what right could we, as brothers and sisters, as family members, say to each other, "Don't bother me with your junk mail?" Even if someone got a hold of a membership list and sent me mail I wasn't interested in, well ... I get junk mail every day ... and I have a paper shredder and a trash can, so problem solved.
I'm junk99mail, and these are my Perceptions.
trollcakes, have fun!!!
I'm sorry I didn't get to meet you on sunday night..I saw you sitting a few rows in front of me, but never made it over to you :(
We'll meet some other time :)
I know on the Saddle Back Bylaws- I have a PDF copy if anyone is interested- Rick Warren picks his elders. In the GBC proposed constitution that was voted down, the congregation nominated and voted on the elders. However, the senior pastor and executive pastor were always elders, the elders could nominate too, and the elders screened and decided what candidates were brought before the congregation for a vote. So they really had all the control in the selection.
gbc lurker said,
"I think a lending, or state, institute would be interested in who has authority to sign loans and how an organization is run."
I do not claim to be in the know of these kinds of things other than what any knowledgeable 'run of the mill' person might be privy to. However, I do think that the board of directors would be in 'power' on this issue and in going to the tax exempt status that most churches, including Bellevue, I do believe that the board of directors do have to sign documents in making this change. Right? Anyway...this should be on record. Somebody needs to check this out. I cannot believe all these changes have taken place under a set by bylaws done in 1929 was it? But...what do I know. Maybe it is? Has anybody checked into this?
bbc refugee said-
However, this is not a fair comparison to SG. AR did not drive flashy or expensive cars. AR kept his cars for a long time. I could be wrong, but it was my understanding that he had refused salary increases in his early years. It was also my understanding that he never asked for his salary before he accepted God's leading at BBC. I would not think it would have been wrong to know, just not a fair comparison for your point.
REPLY- What?? Dr. Gaines does not drive flashy cars either. Far from it. Dr. Rogers got a car supplied for him by the church, no different. Dr. Gaines keeps his cars a long time as well.
How ridiculous!!
Also, Dr. Gaines salary was never discussed until AFTER he followed God's call to Bellevue.
These are the men (MD and those who put him in his position)who started working on BBC's "Culture Change" before Dr Roger's ever resigned. They did this behind his back.
I understand that there are some that are excited these changes have taken place, but to others of us, it is a shock. We trusted the men that served Dr Rogers would continue to be the same men on integrity to serve past Dr Rogers. What happened? Why was our trust misused?
REPLY- Dr. Rogers and others KNEW there were changes that needed to be made, but that those should be done by the new Pastor. I am not sure where you get your info, but you could not be more wrong.
Has anybody noticed the link on savingbellevue.com where it says "The Blog will no longer be linked from this site"? Comments, thoughts, anyone? NASS? One thing -- I guess that proves this blog and that site are definitely independant of each other!
gbc lurker said...
"I know on the Saddle Back Bylaws- I have a PDF copy if anyone is interested- Rick Warren picks his elders."
Why don't you give that link gbc? I have got those myself, but have so much would probably take me a while to find them. I have read them many times myself. Everybody should read these. Great idea.
THE TOP TEN PREDICTIONS FOR 2007
1. The Bible will still have the answers.
2. Prayer will still work.
3. The Holy Spirit will still move.
4. God will still inhabit the praises of His people.
5. There will still be God-anointed preaching.
6. There will still be singing of praise.
7. God will still pour out blessings upon His people.
8. There will still be room at the Cross.
9. Jesus will still love you.
10. Jesus will still save the lost.
Imaresister-
I saved it in a PDF file and there is no reference to the web site. I will try to find the link again.
junk,
Ya got 10 SURE THINGS!!!!!!
junk,
Amen!
piglet said-
Dr. Gaines seems to be inconvenienced with pastoring, what with all the other pursuits he is involved in.
REPLY- WOW. #1 That is so NOT true! #2 He does not do half of what Dr. Rogers did at dertain times in his ministry. What a joke!
Mega pastors don't really do MORE work than the pastorsof smaller churches. They have a larger staff to delegate to.
REPLY- Wrong also.
imaresister,
Here is a site I found with Saddleback's Bylaws. Searching I discovered you can also buy them on a C.D on ebay! But you can see them for free here-
http://www.midwestbap.org/docs/Constitution_SaddlebackCA.pdf
4545 said..
REPLY- What?? Dr. Gaines does not drive flashy cars either. Far from it. Dr. Rogers got a car supplied for him by the church, no different. Dr. Gaines keeps his cars a long time as well.
How ridiculous!!
But he does have a flashy home
gbc...
I found this to be very amusing if you are interested in understanding what Warren is all about. If they don't agree with your philosophy, just move 'em on out. Never mind about the 'lost sheep'...he has a new way of doing things. And this is merely a drop in the bucket of Warren's philosophy. This is not the way a pastor should treat God's children. Just an example. :(
Ima
gbc,
You are only showing a partial link. it no workie.
4545 said...
What?? Dr. Gaines does not drive flashy cars either. Far from it. Dr. Rogers got a car supplied for him by the church, no different. Dr. Gaines keeps his cars a long time as well.
How ridiculous!!
Deacon,
Flashy may have been the wrong word. Let's try expensive. I do not want to get into another shoe converstation. AR did receive a car from BBC. They were @ 1/2 the price of SG current SUV that has had modifications.
4545 said...
Dr. Rogers and others KNEW there were changes that needed to be made, but that those should be done by the new Pastor. I am not sure where you get your info, but you could not be more wrong.
Deacon,
I am willing to be wrong. I do believe Dr Rogers would have liked to see some changes. I do not believe he would have remained silent to this point (just my humble opinion). You seem to be very knowledgable. What changes did Dr Rogers KNOW needed to be made?
How do you know this?
This infomation would really help me.
Thank you.
FACT:
When wrongdoers are given enough rope, they will eventually hang themselves.
Ahh that RW...he's just full of love isn't he?..as long as you're young.
Charlie Fox
I saw the whole link on my screen - here it is again.
http://www.midwestbap.org/docs/Constitution_SaddlebackCA.pdf
Imaresister-
how did you add the link in your post?
Out of curiosity, what kind of cars does SG drive? (that the church purchased for him) What about his wife?
gbc,
text
that didn't come out right
I think Nass has a link on the home page to see how to create a link
gbc,
is there more after Constitution_SaddlebackCA
Saddleback Bylaws
All of Grace-
Thanks for the help on the link. Charlie Fox- I linked it for ya!
Let's see if this will take us to Saddleback's bylaws. :)
gbc,
Thanx. Got it. I wasn't seeing the .pdf
Who cares about Saddleback?? Why are we talking about them?
ima,
Thank you also.
soswork- Your question is pathetic
then ignore it
In pursuit of.....
John 1:14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.
John 1:17 For the law was given by Moses, but grace and truth came by Jesus Christ.
John 3:21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
John 4:24 God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.
John 8:32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
Romans 1:17 For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith.18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness
1st Corinthians 13:6 Rejoiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth in the truth
2nd Corinthians 13:8 For we can do nothing against the truth, but for the truth.
Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
Ephesians 4:25 Wherefore putting away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour: for we are members one of another.
1st Thessalonians 2:13 ¶ For this cause also thank we God without ceasing, because, when ye received the word of God which ye heard of us, ye received it not as the word of men, but as it is in truth, the word of God, which effectually worketh also in you that believe.
2nd Thessalonians 2:13 ¶ But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth
2nd Timothy 6:5 Perverse disputings of men of corrupt minds, and destitute of the truth, supposing that gain is godliness: from such withdraw thyself.
James 1:18 Of his own will begat he us with the word of truth, that we should be a kind of firstfruits of his creatures.19 ¶ Wherefore, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath:20 For the wrath of man worketh not the righteousness of God.
2nd Peter 2:2 And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of.
1st John 2:21 I have not written unto you because ye know not the truth, but because ye know it, and that no lie is of the truth.
1st John 4:6 We are of God: he that knoweth God heareth us; he that is not of God heareth not us. Hereby know we the spirit of truth, and the spirit of error.
3rd John 1:4 I have no greater joy than to hear that my children walk in truth.
soc,
I saw him in a while yukon.
*white
AOG
I'mjust gonna skip right on bythat remark...
I wonder if Rick Warren donates to proeuthenasia groups. What better way to get rid of the fogies?
Just kidding everybody....:)
Ok, guess I am not done posting, but concerning the salary issue..has anyone compared the budget numbers from when Pastor Rogers was employed to the budget numbers when Sg is employed?
socwork said...
Out of curiosity, what kind of cars does SG drive?
He drives me crazy. nyuk nyuk
Ace, you are nailed.
http://forum.freeadvice.com/showthread.php?t=351763
FYI...I noted that in gbc_lurker's Saddleback's bylaws that they were revised ones written in 1997, whereas the ones I posted were written in 1992. This would be significant. Thank you gbc_lurker.
On this car issue...I would hardly think the man has been here long enough to see how long he might or might not drive a particular vehicle? Seems to me you are just going to have to wait and see? Is this really significant anyway?
hardware man,
haha
AOG...good one
teach us O LORD!
Luke 11:1 ¶ And it came to pass, that, as he was praying in a certain place, when he ceased, one of his disciples said unto him, Lord, teach us to pray, as John also taught his disciples.
Luke 12:11 And when they bring you unto the synagogues, and unto magistrates, and powers, take ye no thought how or what thing ye shall answer, or what ye shall say:
12 For the Holy Ghost shall teach you in the same hour what ye ought to say.
John 14:26 But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you.
Acts 1:1 ¶ The former treatise have I made, O Theophilus, of all that Jesus began both to do and teach,
2 Until the day in which he was taken up, after that he through the Holy Ghost had given commandments unto the apostles whom he had chosen:
3 To whom also he shewed himself alive after his passion by many infallible proofs, being seen of them forty days, and speaking of the things pertaining to the kingdom of God:
1st Corinthians 2:9 But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him.
10 But God hath revealed them unto us by his Spirit: for the Spirit searcheth all things, yea, the deep things of God.
11 For what man knoweth the things of a man, save the spirit of man which is in him? even so the things of God knoweth no man, but the Spirit of God.
12 Now we have received, not the spirit of the world, but the spirit which is of God; that we might know the things that are freely given to us of God.
13 Which things also we speak, not in the words which man’s wisdom teacheth, but which the Holy Ghost teacheth; comparing spiritual things with spiritual.
14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
ya'll should check out that link hardware man put up
Ace,
You might be better concerened about how your own actions stack up against the law instead of what others are doing.
AOG....I read it. Very Interesting.
I thought that question had been answered several threads ago....
He went to attempt to verify what you guys told him, which you all say all the time, I think the quote has been "do your homework", well he did! What's the big deal?
Thanks AOG, I needed a laugh this evening! LOL
1st Cornithians 3:18 ¶ Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.
"I wonder if Rick Warren donates to proeuthenasia groups. What better way to get rid of the fogies?"
He just has the worship band play Purple Haze at 100 decibels...that does the trick.
bbcrefugee wrote...
Deacon,
I am willing to be wrong. I do believe Dr Rogers would have liked to see some changes. I do not believe he would have remained silent to this point (just my humble opinion). You seem to be very knowledgable. What changes did Dr Rogers KNOW needed to be made?
How do you know this?
bbcr...
This is not a question that 45 can answer. He only has certain stock answers such as...
That is pathetic.
Those are lise.
That is not true.
etc.
It is currently snowing in SE Memphis.
Unless 45 would like to say that is a lie too.
"It is currently snowing in SE Memphis."
That is pathetic and just so sad!! :)
Me just loggy Onny. What'd I miss? Which one is ace now? Have flik and flak returned?
AOG...you're on a roll tonight....just the drums without the little plastic walls does me in...there's something about hearing Amazing Grace with drums....
t,
no it's been a quiet evening...except for my bad jokes
Psalm 51:7 ¶ Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
astounded,
You forgot "WOW"!
NBBCOF
Reckon they all get a cut of the bonus money?
Isaiah 1:18 Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.
New BBC Open Forum said...
astounded,
You forgot "WOW"!
He is also quite proficient in the use of the word wrong.
And "hate-filled."
Proverbs 23: ¶ Speak not in the ears of a fool: for he will despise the wisdom of thy words.
Trollcates said...
rdtukoexMe just loggy Onny. What'd I miss? Which one is ace now? Have flik and flak returned?
Ace's posts qre actually quite easy to spot. Just look for the user name comment deleted.
4545: WOW allofgrace, your jokes are pathetic!!
ace: and don't forget "sad"
Proverbs 26:4 ¶ Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.
That's "so sad."
Proverbs 26:11 ¶ As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
facts please!
Proverbs 27:5 ¶ Open rebuke is better than secret love.
New BBC Open Forum said...
"This is interesting.
10:41 PM, February 01, 2007"
Man...this is MOST interesting. You know the old addage..."birds of a feather..." Well...one might do well to check out the uh, 'purpose' here. Sam Shaw? Come on.
ok BR, are the total number of staff in the ministrial postitions the same, fewer or are they greater than before?
Proverbs 15:6 ¶ In the house of the righteous is much treasure: but in the revenues of the wicked is trouble.
16 ¶ Better is little with the fear of the LORD than great treasure and trouble therewith.
Posted from 8:32 this evening...
but you could not be more wrong.
NASS
If Ace wants to go all night I volunteer to stay up with him. I just opened up a pack of Ho Ho's. One of them was smashed with the creamy filling all squirted out so I am not in a very good mood.
And yes, that IS SO PATHETIC AND WRONG!!!!
hardware man said...
"Ace,
You might be better concerened about how your own actions stack up against the law instead of what others are doing. "
I am curious to know what you are implying. That seems like a pretty big thing to put out there with out something to back it up...
Before ya'll get to carried away, the "JOURNEY of PAUL" trip with Gaines, Shaw and Parker et al, that NASS posted, was in 2005.
dude...pass the ho ho's
Proverbs 12:15 ¶ The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.
Do you want the squashed one without the creamy filling?
Proverbs 13:7 ¶ There is that maketh himself rich, yet hath nothing: there is that maketh himself poor, yet hath great riches.
man if it's chocolate i'll eat it
It's sad that you have to delete this, NASS. It makes me wonder what you are hiding.
Unless I am mistaken, she is hiding your comments.
Don't follow bepatent up that path--he knows what's up since he was here. He's going to monologue anyway, so let him...be.
charlie fox said...
"Before ya'll get to carried away..."
Yes Charlie...I noted that. I understand.
WOW, how sad. How verbose.
Proverbs 25:8 ¶ Go not forth hastily to strive, lest thou know not what to do in the end thereof, when thy neighbour hath put thee to shame.
9 Debate thy cause with thy neighbour himself; and discover not a secret to another:
10 Lest he that heareth it put thee to shame, and thine infamy turn not away.
Three trips to Greece and Rome with a Bellevue crowd, per year would be a decent salary.
I want that job.
Thing 1, are you out there? GET IN POSITION! HOLD YOUR FIRE!
yea ace,
astounded has smashed ho ho's...ain't that just....sad?...bye bye now ace.
Proverbs 24:13 ¶ My son, eat thou honey, because it is good; and the honeycomb, which is sweet to thy taste:
ace i see your buddies are here...the ones who like to witness.
Trollcates said...
Don't follow bepatent up that path--he knows what's up since he was here. He's going to monologue anyway, so let him...be.
huh? Are you talking about me? I am going to guess that you are so for the record- I am a woman. The rest of what you said, whatever. It is a legitimate question that I have the right to ask.
Proverbs 24:7 ¶ Wisdom is too high for a fool: he openeth not his mouth in the gate.
8 He that deviseth to do evil shall be called a mischievous person.
9 The thought of foolishness is sin: and the scorner is an abomination to men.
astounded said,
I just opened up a pack of Ho Ho's. One of them was smashed with the creamy filling all squirted out so I am not in a very good mood.
Uh oh! Watch out!
I hate it when that happens...
thing 1 must be in the toilet again
Unless I am mistaken, she is hiding your comments.
Oh my goodness... between you (astounded) and AOG I may very well wake the neighbors from laughing so loud.
Proverbs 17:18 ¶ A man void of understanding striketh hands, and becometh surety in the presence of his friend.
19 ¶ He loveth transgression that loveth strife: and he that exalteth his gate seeketh destruction.
20 ¶ He that hath a froward heart findeth no good: and he that hath a perverse tongue falleth into mischief.
21 ¶ He that begetteth a fool doeth it to his sorrow: and the father of a fool hath no joy.
thing1 and thing2 are here to disrupt the ho-ho gossip! gasp!
yea ho ho's are front page news.
thing 2 maybe your buddy should lay off those 7/11 burritos
socwork said...
Uh oh! Watch out!
I hate it when that happens...
Are you making fun of my deformed Ho Ho?
That's just wrong
And wrong.
And pathetic.
And you don't even know all the Facts!!!
aog,
Are 7/11 burritos anything like 7/11 choruses?
Proverbs 18:8 ¶ The words of a talebearer are as wounds, and they go down into the innermost parts of the belly.
Are 7/11 burritos anything like 7/11 choruses?
they generally have the same effect
allofgrace,
it wasn't the burritos. i think it was the green eggs and ham. i think the cat in the hat poisoned him!
You're a woman? I apologize; I don't know where I got the idea that you are a man.
Proverbs 13:2 ¶ A man shall eat good by the fruit of his mouth: but the soul of the transgressors shall eat violence.
I think all of you Ho Ho gossip mongers are so pathetic.
For all you know my Ho Ho could have been horribly maimed in a terrible fiery bakery truck crash.
You're right, astounded. I'll try to stop spewing hate...
;)
well that's just...sad
yea cool it with the hate-filled ho ho remarks.
what astounded needs right now is a cream-filled ho ho
thing 1 thanks you for anyone who said a prayer. he is still feeling sick but he thinks he will be better soon.
he will be filing a lawsuit against the cat in the hat and the elephant person...they were both in this together!
please stop with the ho-ho talk. it is making thing 1's tummy hurt more.
thank you in advance, my loves.
(amos breaks silence)
cant find any ho ho scriptures
good night
I heard it from a dependable source that my Ho Ho was blown up in a Hezbollah attack. And it was thrown clear over a 42" fence.
A trespassing Ho Ho.
Ok
That was a lie.
It was stepped on by a pair of $500 shoes.....
I heard that SG smashed the ho ho.
astounded,
hahahhahahahaha
quit talking about ho-ho's, please. all of you.
my friend is hurting and very ill and you talk about ho-ho's. please post your 'get well soon' messages for thing 1 and it might make him better.
Well, trollcates, I see they're getting a little more creative.
Hey, thing 1!
Ho Ho | Ho Ho
Ho Ho | Ho Ho
Ho Ho | Ho Ho
Ho Ho | Ho Ho
Ho Ho | Ho Ho
A 10-pack just for you!
Bepatient said...
I heard that SG smashed the ho ho.
A Ho Ho hater?
That is so sad.
sugar high--
troll low--
Thing one
Thing two
just gotta go...
jmo
Was doing pretty good on this diet... gotta have a bedtime snack now... Don't have any Ho Hos... might have a cookie.... or two.
"...my friend is hurting and very ill and you talk about ho-ho's."
Uh, then why don't you stop reading it to him?
new bbc open forum, you are mean and thing 1 is crying because of you. please apologize because you hurt him emotionally. it's enough he is already hurting physically!
and i can't stop reading it to him because he needs the latest gossip about the church!
I was just trying to be nice. He can eat them tomorrow.
25+,
Heh heh.
Who has snow now and where are you?
See now what we've done??? We've led 25+yrs to sin...
25, can you forgive us? And can we move on?
Hey, guess what! NBBCOF doesn't have to type the squiggly letters to post comments since the conversion to the new Blogger version. Isn't that special?
we have snow here in seussland.
and thank you new bbc open forum. thing 1 smilied because you are so nice.
Well
Now I am fresh out of Ho Ho's.
I guess I will have to go to the store and restock.
Wait a minute, what do I have here in the pantry.
OOOOOOhhhhh!
Ding Dongs!!!!
munch munch munch munch...
uhhh...
It was a mistake of the mind and not the stomach....
I'll put em up...
maybe just maybe
ok that's it...i've gotta find something to munch on
Amos,
I love when you break your silence (11:39 PM) you made me smile thanks again.
Yes, I liked that too Amos - very funny. :)
Winter Wonderland in seussland, huh? My, aren't you lucky? Is it very pretty?
imaresistor, yes it is very pretty. i just stopped by the grinch's house and it was beautiful. you should stop by sometime, i will give you a tour.
it will be free, don't worry, because you are my friend.
My yard is white in Lakeland. Streets still seem to be free of snow but it is still coming down.
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